👽🛸 URGENT: Seeking Alien Communication Device! 🛸👽

Hello Earthlings!

I’m on the lookout for an alien communication device – preferably with features like “telepathic connection” and “friendly first contact”! If anyone has such a device, knows where to get one, or has connections with intergalactic suppliers, please reach out. 🚀🌌

I’m only interested in devices that truly work and aren’t just “space gadgets” – I want to establish contact with intelligent beings from other planets, not just get updates on their latest “Galactic News” episodes! 😄👽

Please get in touch urgently – I’m waiting for messages from outer space before they come for a visit!